Everything Hurts and I’m Hungry Funny Unisex T Shirts

Smooth, Stretchy & Stylish — The Modern Performance Tee

Material: Premium Polyester + Spandex Blend
Texture: Lightweight | Silky-Smooth | 4-Way Stretch

Designed for comfort and durability, this shirt is made from a high-quality blend of polyester and spandex, offering a sleek, breathable fit that moves with your body. The fabric is ultra-smooth to the touch, slightly elastic for added flexibility, and holds vibrant colors beautifully — making it ideal for detailed all-over prints.

Whether you’re wearing it casually or as a statement piece, this tee keeps its shape, resists wrinkles, and dries quickly — perfect for daily wear, travel, or layering.

Fabric Highlights:

• Soft & Silky Feel: Smooth against the skin, perfect for all-day comfort

• Stretch-Ready: Flexible 4-way stretch adapts to your movement

• Vibrant Print Clarity: Designed for high-definition sublimation prints

• Breathable & Quick-Drying: Great for warm weather or active use

• Low-Maintenance: Machine washable and wrinkle-resistant

• Designed for men and women

This is the go-to tee for those who want performance-level fabric with everyday versatility.